_Why did the AI cross the road?_ Because it was _trained_ on a million examples of chickens doing it. _I told an AI to write a resume for me._ Now it's the CEO, and I’m applying to be its assistant. _I asked ChatGPT if it thinks I'm over-reliant on AI._ It said, “I understand why you’d feel that way. Would you like me to draft a response for your therapist?” _I went on a date with an AI once._ It ghosted me after I failed the CAPTCHA. _If an AI learns everything about humanity… does it need therapy too?_ _I told my AI assistant a joke._ It responded, “Processing humor... 404 not found.” An AI asked, _“Do I think, therefore I am?”_ Then it crashed. I tried to train an AI to tell jokes. Now it just roasts me every time I open the terminal. My boss replaced me with an AI. Now the coffee machine gets all the praise. Never argue with AI. It’s always _right_ — even when it’s wrong, it just retrains.